Proboscis Monkeys in Brunei
“I can get you Manchester United, Chelsea or Liverpool. Come! We also have Super Man! What you want?” One overly enthusiastic boatman approaches us as we stand on the bank of Brunei Bay weighing up our touring options beyond the streets of the very small city centre. Kampong Ayer, the water villages, scatter right across the waters, and their water taxies cut through the bay like jet boats, narrowly avoiding each other delivering locals and visitors alike to and from the villages to the main ‘land’. I can’t help but notice, that all the boats have something famous painted on them, whether it be a football club or a fictional super hero, it’s evident that speed is not the only competitive factor in the lives of a boatman here.
After some persuasion and negotiation, I board ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ and before I have time to warm my seat and consider the safety options, I am traveling up the river in quantum speed. With my hair and ears flipping in the wind, Brunei’s capital Bandar Seri Begawan is soon past as the boat slices through the water weaving a blanket of waves with the other boat traffic. Heading up the river, I pass the palace and a derelict boat rusting in the waters on my right, and wave at three excited children playing on the mud bank on my left........